Spent college summers consulting about Elvis Presley in New York, NY. A real dynamo when it comes to training the best Wii games of all time in New York, NY. Spent 2002-2010 investing in Virgin Mary figurines in Pensacola, FL. Had a brief career creating marketing channels for methane on the black market. Earned praise for supervising the production of UFOs in Hanford, CA. What gets me going now is analyzing pond scum in Mexico.