[//]: # top quality read ~an admin who wasted their time ;)

I don't even know why you would ever consider reading the amazingly interesting yet long character description of this incompetent programmer, but, if you insist, I will keep writing. Oh my, you really are quite diligent: Mr. Gregson should give you a high mark for that strong dedication you are showing (like really, your reading the text in an unimportant description yet you are also reading the text inside the brackets (which is optional and can be left out if you so choose)(I bet you read the text inside these sub-brackets: dedication, I love it)). See, if you really want to know things about me you should continue reading (this long description must eventually come to a point, right?), after all, you've come this far, it would be a waste of all of that precious time to stop reading now. Dayum son (or miss), I can't believe that you actually think that this will be the one thing, the deed that stands out from all of my other deeds, that this will be the one thing I do that seems to be (by the loosest definition) mildly based in reason. Well, if you think that's true, then you must think that the things I do (even some of the really stupid stuff) has a reason, well dayum: thank you. I will conclude this description with the mild hope that there is at least one person in this grade (or school or dmoj in general) who cares to waste their time on this useless comment in the hope of finding out something.

Thank you for allowing me to waste your time

I enjoyed it a lot :)