I'm a problemsetter for the TLE contests. Please do them - they're awesome!
I used to be a Java main until ZQFMGB12 converted me to C++. Now that I feel the power, I don't want to go back.
Rule of Thumb: If you see a kid with a loud obnoxious Windows 7 XP laptop at Olympiads, then that's definitely me. Don't judge - you don't know what it's (un)capable of. Go say hi to him!
Story of my life: https://dmoj.ca/problem/tle17c7p3/editorial