From Don Mills C.I.
What the duck did you just ducking say about me, you little Goose? I'll have you know I graduated top of my flock in the Navy Ducks, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Goose, and I have over 300 confirmed ducks. I am trained in Duck warfare and I'm the top duck in the entire Duck winged forces. You are nothing to me but just another Goose. I will wipe you the duck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this lake, mark my ducking quacks. You think you can get away with saying that duck-guano to me over the lake? Think again, ducker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of duck-spies across the Lake and your chip is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Gooseling. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your pond. You're ducking dead, Goose. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can duck you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my wings. Not only am I extensively trained in winged combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Duck Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Goose-tail off the face of the ocean, you little Goose. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever honk was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ducking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you ducking birdbrain. I will guano fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ducking dead, Gooseling.
10/31/2018: 170.40 pts/200 problems solved babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
2018/11/1: Solved my first 10 pointer. Never give up babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
2018/11/19: Damn using += is actually faster
2018/11/21: 198.20 pts/250 problems solved
2018/11/22: 200 displayed points/199.57 pts/256 problems solved
2018/11/23: 200+ real points/200.01 pts/258 problems solved 2019/01/31: No more python knowledge from school.. time to do years of research
2019/02/25 10:53 pm: I beat the stupid hotline. 50 points babyyyyyyy. 256.13 pnts/312 solved
2019/03/09: New test case requires beating hotline again. 258.40 pnts/324 solved. That went down
2019: Revisioning history. Heres to [hotline] my ultimate regret. Long live goose.