User Ninjaclasher

From University of Waterloo, William Lyon Mackenzie C.I., Olympiads School, WCIPEG Migration

@ninjaclasher on keybase

About

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Evan Zhang

University of Waterloo - Software Engineering Class of 2025

William Lyon Mackenzie C.I. Class of 2020

Retired (part 3)

Retired (part 2)

:hudab:

My website.
- DMOJ Rating Predictor
- Resume

no longer self proclaimed ss__jonathan's boyfriend :blobcry:

self proclaimed Rimuru's boyfriend :roodab:

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    if (prompt("Please type in 'I AM NOT A MONKEY'") == "I AM NOT A MONKEY") {
        $(this).submit();
    }
};
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Don't want to accidentally pull a wleung_bvg? Add this code to your user script:

$(function() {
    $(':input[value="Join contest"]').closest('form').remove();
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});

Public CCO 2019 Rankings

piddddgy's hugs are :poggers:.

Retired

I have decided competitive programming is not my thing anymore. The constant grinding and general competitiveness is not something I signed myself up for. This account will only be used for Olympiads School homework from now on.

Thanks to insignificant for introducing and helping me get decent at programming, and good luck to him at CCO 2019!

Update: even though I did end up barely making CCO, I'm not going to unretire.

Also retired from DMOJ PRs.

My greatest achievement in life is hacking bruce's solution to Hotline three times. (Sorry, bruce!).

Rare piece of code found in zxyl's solution to Hotline after I hacked his original solution.

inline string fuckninjaclasher(){
    return endl;
}

EvanZhang, Love_Me_Sempai_EvanZhang, ninjaclasher_fan_club, NinjacIasher, Ninjaclashette, inline_string_fuckninjaclasher, NlNJACLASHER, evanzhang101

Selling this account for 5 kneecaps.

Edit: price has been increased to 15 kneecaps.

Edit 2: price has been increased to 30 kneecaps as of 3/29/2019.

Anger gives motivation without purpose.
Form before strength.
The focused mind can pierce through stone.
Do not let your pride blind you.
Doubt is the greatest enemy.
A true master is an eternal student.

Left lvl 6 at Olympiads.

Joined lvl 6 (finally) :hudab:

CCO 2018 Rankings

Finally joined Olympiads level 5. Still not as good as richardyi25 though... (My CCO score was all luck.)

Unusually Bad Comment (not on d's profile)

If you can find all of my alts, you are a god (contact me on slack @Ninjaclasher if you find all of them and there will be a prize :gnad:) <-- Definitely not a hint.

%:include <stdio.h>
??=define putz(x) puts(%:x)
int main()
<%
    putz(??/??/);
??>

$O(\sqrt[x]{N}) = O(N^{\frac{1}{x}}) = O(e^{\frac{ln(N)}{x}})$

$Proof\ that\ 1 = 0.\overline{9}$ ~Proof\ that\ 1 = 0.\overline{9}~:

$1 = 9 \times 0.\overline{1}$ ~1 = 9 \times 0.\overline{1}~

$0.\overline{1} = \frac{1}{9}$ ~0.\overline{1} = \frac{1}{9}~

$1 = 9 \times \frac{1}{9}$ ~1 = 9 \times \frac{1}{9}~

$1 = 1$ ~1 = 1~

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Did you know that JackdawsCry is extremely sketchy?

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